One of the best pranks I ever played
was over 10 years ago.
I always purchase pharmaceutical
quality cosmetics which can only be purchased at cosmetic surgery
places (otherwise known as the panel beater).
My ex and I were more mischief makers
than anything else, but I was looking at the cabinet about to ask the
attendant to open to purchase.
She was in the middle of a treatment so
had to run off and left the desk unattended.
BIG MISTAKE
An asian american lady walked in, (I
know this sounds like a joke, but true)
My mate walked behind the desk looking
through the appointments quite convincing like he worked there and
said, “Yes madam, how can I help you?”
The lady started to rattle of about
some clenser and toner,
He then turned to me behind the desk
and said, “Anna, can you help this lady?”
I had to keep a straight face and it
was hard, I said quite calmly like nothing was wrong, “NO, I don't
work here.”
Before this lady could wonder what was
going on, this man had vanished from behind the counter, walked out
the front door and down the lift, (elevator for the American's)
I was in tears of laughing trying not
to let this poor lady see.
Next the lady who works there walks to
the front counter and say, “How may I help you?”
She replys, “The most bizarre thing
has just happened!” I swear she did not know what was going on, she
was looking all around a ceilings at walls like she was in a parallel
universe or looking for a hidden camera. She continued to explain,
“There was a man, He, he,he was here and then he was just gone!”
At this stage, I was almost crying in
laughter and so was the assistant, this poor woman to this day will
never know who that strange man or where that strange land was, but I
tell you, he never returned!!!!
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| That is the whole point, it is not meant to make sense, that is why it is so ridiculously funny! |
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