A woman walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond
bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her
little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her - Good looking as well as cool as a
cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a
professional in a store like Harrods.
He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you
Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow
missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'what is the price of this lovely
He answers, "Madam - if you farted just looking at it - you're going to
shit yourself when I tell you the price!"
Not my Joke, but I love it!